{"id":31050,"date":"2022-05-17T06:14:55","date_gmt":"2022-05-17T06:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hopcycling.pl\/?p=31050"},"modified":"2024-12-06T11:10:37","modified_gmt":"2024-12-06T11:10:37","slug":"lanzarote-stolica-gruzji","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hopcycling.pl\/en\/lanzarote-stolica-gruzji\/","title":{"rendered":"Lanzarote - the capital of Georgia"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Choosing Lanzarote as your travel destination was very simple. I entered the websites of all travel agencies, chose the date from "tomorrow", rejected the politically unstable and culturally uncomfortable directions and sorted by price. When the only additional criteria are the kitchen and internet in the apartment, everything becomes simple. This is how we ended up hotel Cinco Plazas in Puerto del Carmen<\/a> from the TUI office for about PLN 1,800 \/ week with flight and luggage in which it is located Brompton<\/a> - the best bike in the world. Is it worth it? I don't know, but now I can guess ;-)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* note, the text is written by a cultural ignorant and is a purely subjective opinion.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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How much is it worth paying to see the rubble?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

As for the hotel itself - for the price - it's OK. A lot of space, adequate internet, food so bad that on the 3rd day we stopped coming for free breakfasts, the promenade was a stone's throw from the window and most of all - the Dino Express store - a weak stone's throw from the window. Equipped with a kitchen with a microwave and everything you need.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lanzarote itself is like a movie or a play in the theater. You'll read one hundred million praising reviews and zero negative ones, chat with friends who recommend them, then watch them and wonder what's wrong with you. The best description is the answer of the master Makyo<\/a> to my question "is it worth it?": the island is definitely unique<\/em>. On the second day or so, we already had our theory about it. Normally, when you go on vacation, this place is nice and you think it's great. It is unique here, because you can already see that it is ugly. But seriously - it's ugly. I thought for a long time whether to use this word, but Sylwia has no problem with it and you can write to her on Instagram at any time and she will confirm. And here I will warn people who want to challenge me after the first paragraph and I will throw in the picture itself negating what I say:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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How is it that the entire internet thinks Lanzarote is beautiful - I decided not to think about it. It is a bit like going to see nothing. And nothing can actually be interesting and different, because usually there is something somewhere. So you can say that nothing is something you go to see.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nothing is very photogenic there, but in the long run nothing is interesting and something is definitely missing. On the other hand, Freddy sang that he did "Nothing (nic) really matters"<\/em>So maybe there's something deeper about it that I don't notice. Or nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In any case, I recommend that you consider whether the landscape below is hot for you. However, having in the back of your head that there is definitely an ocean behind these mountains, and behind you, there is an asphalt road. If this landscape had been in American spaces, it would have been different. But it is not, which of course also makes sense, because you are standing in the middle of a small Atlantic island.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


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What do I agree with for sure?<\/strong>
However, if someone likes sunbathing, he will find his way there. There are several beaches, extremely different from each other and quite nice. Such in cities, such among rocks and so huge. Some don't even have lava stones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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