{"id":9512,"date":"2017-06-13T07:54:44","date_gmt":"2017-06-13T07:54:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hopcycling.pl\/?p=9512"},"modified":"2024-12-10T09:25:00","modified_gmt":"2024-12-10T09:25:00","slug":"rowerkowe-mistrzostwa-swiata-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hopcycling.pl\/en\/rowerkowe-mistrzostwa-swiata-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"Bicycle World Championships, i.e. with preschoolers, I also have no chance"},"content":{"rendered":"
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When you think that amateur sport in the capital can no longer be more serious and that the ubiquitous drink well result orientation,<\/em> it has overtaken the sports elite long ago, and every cyclist is burner<\/em>they appear:<\/p>\n

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Bicycle World Championships - Czelend\u017c 70.3m and 16 "<\/h1>\n

In my life, I try to try different sports, but for the last few years, most of them have a greater or lesser relationship with bicycles. In this way I create a list of disciplines in which I certainly will not become the world champion. After this weekend, I can easily add another point: riding on bikes with 16-inch wheels. Because, although it was created for me, it did not puff and hopes. Additional side wheels provide both cornering stability as well as minimizing the risk of catching rubber. Only the absolute power in the leg counts here! ... and the term of office ... and some technique ... and cunning. And in total, it turned out that it is a sport that is not for me.<\/p>\n

I do not know how it happened that this is the fourth edition of the race, and I have never heard about it before. Oh, I almost missed him, and this time I would miss him. Malicious could say that it is by linking the championships with the beautiful discipline of triathlon. If you have a triathlon for cycling, everyone knows.<\/p>\n

I even wanted to borrow aero foam and helmet before the start, but none of my friends had such inventions. I think I should be proud of them ;-)<\/p>\n

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The entry fee from the event is transferred 100% to the SYNAPSIS Foundation, for overtaking autism in children, as part of the Early Autism Detection Program "Badabada<\/em>".<\/strong><\/p>\n

And this is excellent news, because it's not enough that we will have a good time, it is still useful for humanity. Because, let's be honest: our nailing up of kilometers is not particularly good for introducing civilization to the next levels.<\/p>\n

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Easy, no one will notice us<\/h1>\n

The event is not particularly popular. It is a pity, I hope that after this post and a little better to promote the event next year, I will be able to do something bigger with it. I watched movies from such events on the internet and decided to change my clothes somehow. The problem is, for reasons unknown to me, I do not have funny costumes at home. A good excuse to go now on AliExpress. So I'm wearing high socks, a Chinese T-shirt with Kubu\u015b Puchatek and white shorts (who invented it ?!), and then I'm jumping on the Dutchman. Panda takes the company's ROAD outfit to look pro<\/em> and scare away rivals. I do not know yet which strategy is better. I look like the last flutter, but I explain to Panda that it's cool - they will be their own, and through the city we travel smoothly in dark glasses. Nobody will recognize us on city bikes.<\/p>\n

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We immediately drop in on TVN and TVP. A minute later we are standing in front of the cameras giving an interview. Bravo me. It's good that the TV is not the internet and the material you have just seen, they are lost forever. Because it is so, right? After all, how good it is to index in Googlach and this material will pop out to anyone who types my name and surname, my career will be lost.<\/p>\n

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The woman beats me! \u2026again<\/h1>\n

Contrary to expectations, the route was difficult - it took about 15 seconds to cover over 70 meters. After the last the race in Jelenia G\u00f3ra<\/a> I'm used to losing and being touched by girls. Here, too, if there were, for example, the category "girls, about the height below my navel", I would still not win. The winner would have added over 4 seconds to me, which in turn gives me a 70% rating on MTB. This means that with 11 starting sectors, I would be in 7. Analyzing the times of people who were behind me, I suspect that the next two sectors would consist of children who did not leave at all, and the last two would be disqualifications.<\/p>\n

 
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